Little Jackie Paper, the former boy who loved that rascal Puff (the magic dragon) was discovered with a five pound brick of marijuana in the trunk of his car. The sixty-seven year old man said that he was on his way to visit the graves of his parents in the city of Honah Lee.
In addition, the following items were also found in the trunk of his car: strings, sealing wax, and other fancy stuff.
Local Sheriff Cal Jennings said that "we was suspecting this man of drug use for a long time. You know, there's all those clues in that song about him... paper... puff... drag...it was too good of an opportunity to pass up when the drug sniffing dogs hit on the trunk of his car.:
When asked if they expected burning retaliation from Puff the Magic Dragon, Sheriff Jennings responded by saying that "he sadly slipped into his grave many years ago."