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Topics: Gay, Jesus, Elton John

Friday, 19 February 2010

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Elton John has made the sensational claim that Jesus was gay in a controversial interview for a magazine in the USA.

Elton said "I think Jesus was a super compassionate,super intelligent gay man who understood human problems"

The Bible Bashers in America are cross and will want to crucify Elton for his remarks.

Historian Harry Hood has made an even more sensational remark he claims Jesus did not even exist its all a myth one of the fairy tales in the Bible because there is absolutely no mention of Jesus in any history books around the time of his alleged birth.

Elton John meanwhile may have to go into hiding because if we remember the famous John Lennon interview when he said he was more famous than Jesus the American Bible Bashers created a BAN THE BEATLES campaign.

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