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Topics: TV, Food, cereal, Breakfast

Thursday, 18 February 2010

image for Model Coco to appear on freaky eaters as she eats only CoCo pops
I went on the Candy Floss diet to try and get a job as a model

Canadian Model Coco Rocha who weighs only 7st 7lbs is being turned down for work on the catwalk because idiots are claiming she is to fat.

Now Coco has gone on a diet eating only the breakfast cereal Coco Pops and although she has still not found work on the catwalk she has been asked to appear on the television programme freaky eaters.

These idiots that turn these girls into walking Skeletons should be prosecuted for cruelty as when you speak to most men they would prefer a curvy girl to a walking pipe cleaner.

Skeleton Mary Bones applied for a job as a model but they said she was to skinny.

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