The Taliban's number 5, Ahmed Mohammed-al-Ahmed, has been captured in the city of Lahussy in Stanistan. The capture is a coup for the Stanistani government, who have not always been seen as fully effective in their cooperation with NATO forces who are battling the Taliban in Afghanistan.
The Taliban number 5, who was shadow minister for goats, will not be missed, but his removal makes room for the number 6, Mohammed Ahmed-al-Mohammed to move up one place. That's our first riser in this week's Taliban chart.
In 4th place is Sho-waddy-waddy with their retro Islamist chic.
And a new entry at number 3, it's the Bin Laden twins! Literally a new entry - they were both virgins - and now both married to complete strangers.
Still at number 2, it's the mad Mullah! Is he crazy or what?? Make sure you listen to his speeches with the sound down.
And at number 1, it's still Osama, with his old classic "Please Release Me". Will anyone topple him?
Thanks, pop-pickers, this is Jimmy al-Saville, your top Taliban countdown jockey.