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Wednesday, 17 February 2010

Reports from the recently launched NATO offensive in Afghanistan are that Taliban and insurgent forces have been showing off their bravery and courage by biding behind innocent civilians.

Using innocent humans as shields is a long standing tradition among Taliban type "warriors" who consider it a honorable display of great courage...equal in importance in their warrior culture as indiscriminately killing civilian women and children because Allah said so.

The AP reports they have taken this display of honor and courage a step further by forcing women and children to stand on the roof tops and in the windows of buildings they are firing on NATO forces from...knowing NATO forces will try to avoid the killing of innocent bystanders.

With courage and honor like this, it no wonder petty third world dictators and despots side with the Taliban...What's not to like?

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