Written by Caspar

Print this

Tuesday, 16 February 2010

image for Superman Accused Of Rape By The Invisible Man!

Reports are coming in of a bizarre incident involving Superman, Wonder Woman and The Invisible Man. It appears that Superman may be guilty of raping The Invisible Man, though it may not have been a deliberate act.

According to a report released by the police handling the case, Superman was cruising along at a height of some 30,000 feet when he spotted Wonder Woman lying sunbathing in her back yard. using his super telescopic eye vision, he was able to see also that Wonder Woman was stark naked, lying on her back, gently rocking back and forth.

Superman, always the opportunist, decided he would try a quickie, but he also knew that Wonder Woman would never agree. He decided to go into super fast mode, which is a way of manipulating time whereby 10 minutes for him is a mere nano second for the rest of us. Entering super fast mode, Superman dived down to Wonder Woman lying naked below and had his way with her, or so he thought.

Just as Superman was about to leave, he heard a scream that did not come from Wonder Woman. It seems that The Invisible Man was already having his way with Wonder Woman and she was well aware of it too. Superman's sudden intrusion, instead of being shared with Wonder Woman, was shared with the hapless Invisible Man who had been lying on top of Wonder Woman!

Superman is on record as saying, "I'll get Wonder Woman yet one of these days, but hey - The Invisible Man wasn't all bad!"

Make Caspar's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 4 multiplied by 5?

2 20 15 12

Go to top