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Tuesday, 16 February 2010

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Believe it or Not, Al Gore Has Gone Missing: Have You Seen This Man?

Blonde Pudglet Tipper Gore, wife of the fabulously wealthy Gaseous Green Machine, Big Al Gore of Nobel Prize Infamy gushed out her revelation that "Al is no longer hot" on the Larry King Comatose show last night!

Tipper says she hasn't seen her husband since snow fell on South Carolina last week, which she said was the last straw in their sometimes scintillating 'Love Story' which Al said he wrote and demanded that Ryan O'Neal star in.

"He could handle all that stuff in England, they're across the ocean, but this snow in 49 of the 50 states last week was the last straw...he just couldn't get it up anymore!"

Tipper has issued an appeal to the former Presidential Candidate and multi-billionaire Carbon Credit Guru to "please come home...Tippy still loves you even if you can't do it anymore. I'll kiss it and make it better! Promise!"

A dazed and confused King was seen busily adjusting his suspenders while this extremely personal public service announcement was being made, preempting all commercials for vaginal douches, Viagra and Depends.

Rumours are running rampant, some saying Gore was frantic that the Nobel Peace Prize he received for 'An Inconvenient Truth' may be recalled as Donald Trump has demanded, and that he may be in transit to India to confer with fellow conspirator Rajendra Pachauri the romantic novelist and Climate Control Czar for the UN, as their involvement in Carbon Credit Scams begin to surface.

Commenting on Oprah about the situation, Dr. Phil said he fears Gore may become self destructive, and attempt to bed various environmentalists to prove his virility. Code Red alerts have been sent to the Sierra Club, PEETA, and Green Peace to use caution and be on the look out for Al, as well as to the cast on 'The View", and individual warnings to Rosie O'Donnel and Ellen DeGenerate

A bloated head shot of the puffy jowled charlatan has been circulated over the internet, and Gore's Facebook account has been shut down with overwhelming reports of his sightings all over the world, mostly when the sun goes into eclipse.

"We had a pretty good life up until now, " Tipper mused, " but he just became bigger than life and he couldn't take it. He used to say, if you think you're cold now, just try walking in my shadow. Most of the time he couldn't find his own dick to take a leak!"

Christie Alley reported that she thinks Gore is Stalking Her. Again.

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