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Monday, 15 February 2010

image for Man Aged 91 Who Died Taking Part In Sex Drug Trials Thought He Was Being Offered A Day Trip To Niagara

For 91 year old Harry Don, it was just another day in the nursing home. He rose at 7.30am and had breakfast at 8am, then he watched the morning news on TV in the common room along with others in the home.

Harry was approached by a doctor he didn't know sometime around 9.30am and asked some questions. Had the doctor in question known Harry, he would also have known that Harry is a little hard of hearing, and hates to wear his hearing aid.

This was the reason behind poor Harry's downfall, for thinking he was being offered a day trip to Niagara Falls, he cheerfully popped a couple of Viagra tablets and set off to his room to prepare for the non-existent day trip.

What happened next is a bit unclear, but it is known that at least 15 of the ladies at the One Foot In The Grave nursing home have stopped drooling and picking flowers off the wallpaper pattern and are now wearing big smiles. There's an extra spring in their step and they are now refusing their daily medication, saying that they have had all the medication they will need for the rest of their lives.

As for poor Harry, he finally suffered a massive heart attack as he started rogering one of the male residents, having been through all the female residents several times each. The doctor who attended him is on record as saying that he has never seen such a pure smile of happiness as could be seen on Harry Don's face, may he rest in peace.

Police are making enquiries into the identity of the doctor was who gave Harry the Viagra tablets. They are undecided as to whether or not they will consider the matter a case of homicide, as Harry, who was terminally ill and had been given less than a week to live, is believed to have died a very, very happy man. His last words were, "Holy shit! Where the fuck was this stuff when I was 21!"

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