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Sunday, 14 February 2010

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Are there any bluebird here

Susan Boyle is to be sent to Hell Man sorry Helmand province in Afghanistan to sing for the troops just like Vera Lynn did during the Second World War.

It is hoped that as well as helping to entertain our troops it could also frighten the Taliban to hell man but at the very least it will certainly make them run for the hills for earplugs.

Soldiers are being urged to send in requests for songs for Susan to sing but she will be singing old favourites like We'll meet again and There'll be bluebirds over the White Cliffs of Dover.

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