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Saturday, 13 February 2010

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The Chinese year of the metal tiger starts on February 14 and it's a really special year for all those people who were born in 1950, for that was the last time there was a metal tiger year. So, what can those soon to be 60 years old individuals expect this year?

Sex. Yes, sex will feature for each and every one of them. Some of them may have to do it manually and alone, some will do it with their partners, though they may struggle to get there, and some will merely try to remember what the fuss was all about.

Money. Yes, there will be money too. Some of them will have lots of it and some of them will wish for it, while others will work hard for it and wish they didn't have to.

Health. Yes, they will all be affected by health. Some of them will stand up straight, surprised that they still can, some will wish they still had the good health they once had, while some will just talk to the flowers in the wallpaper pattern.

The last time they all had a metal tiger year was also a bit of an anti-climax as they had just been born, though for some of the guys, at least they had a couple of tits to suck on.

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