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Saturday, 13 February 2010

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The ban is against all Campbells but I doubt if there are any Arab Campbells

Branches of McDonalds worldwide have put up notices at the entrances to their premises Banning All Campbells.

It is the anniversary of the massacre of Glencoe which took place on the 13th February 1692 when the Campbells slaughtered their hosts the MacDonalds. The order for the massacre was written on a playing card the nine of diamonds which has since been known as the curse of Scotland. In the massacre men,women and children of the MacDonald clan were killed the order being leave none alive called Macdonald.

Glen Campbell the country singer is not happy that he will not be able to get his burger and fries today.

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