It has been revealed that The Global Pizza Delivery Guys' Union is to pursue a case through the courts claiming royalty payments from the adult movie industry internationally.
A spokesman for the union told us:
"There's pizza delivery guys in every other adult movie you ever see. All over the world. They're making these movies and making out that pizza guys do very little other than show up at people's homes and have sex with them. It's misrepresentation. If these people want to depict our members going about their business, then they should pay for that right. We refuse to be exploited by these people any longer."
"That's garbage," a lawyer acting on behalf of the adult movie industry told us. "We depict life as it is. We show all kinds of tradesmen in adult movies, doctors, plumbers, electricians, bartenders, pool cleaners, gardeners - if we paid 'em all royalties there'd be no money left. And this has wider implications. If mainstream movies and TV networks had to pay a royalty check to every trade that appears in their productions they'd go bankrupt overnight. For God's sake, these people need to get real."
We asked an elderly gentleman bystander who had been listening intently to the exchange what he thought? He said:
"Why don't you ask the pizza guy if his members ever paid royalties to the porn stars every time they act out what they see in the movies..."
Which seemed like a fair point to us.
More pornographic pizza pretentiousness as we get it.