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Topics: Iran, nuclear

Tuesday, 9 February 2010

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Iranian mums warming the soup up, it got overheated!

Iran has once more upgraded its nuclear capabilities and the world is becoming very nervous, especially Israel! (wonder why)

Ali Akber Salahi, Iranian nuclear specialist cannot understand why the world keeps accusing Iran of wanting to become a nuclear power, it's NONSENSE!

He explained:

"Iranian women need electricity, we have no wood left for making fire, the f*****g marauding Persians chopped down all the trees and all we are are doing is making electricity at our TOP SECRET nuclear plants!"

Pull the other one!

"We do admit to hating Israel, America and Iraq, yes, but we would never launch a nuclear missile at any one of them, I promise, well, maybe Baghdad?"

Asked if Iran could do a "Tschernobyl" he answered:

"certainly but if we do it, we will do it correctly and murder the rest of the world and maybe ourselves if Allah so wishes!"

After hearing this President Obama put his "nukes" on red alert hoping that Iran is really only warming the soup in Iranian households and not attempting to produce nuclear weapons.

Israel have counteracted the claims by taking Palestinia as a hostage!

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