Written by Clifford Rutley
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Topics: Terrorism, Breasts

Monday, 8 February 2010

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It's really a nuclear missile pointed at New York!!

In order to continue the hyped Islamic terror threat, Joseph Farah and the neocons are telling us that women will have bombs surgically implanted in their breasts in Farah's G2 Bulletin, a subscription online newsletter.

In the latest edition, Mr. Farah claims we should fear women because trained surgeons who hate us for our freedom to revel in the Super Bowl and other gladiatorial diversions are implanting explosives in the breasts of extremist women.

"Agents for Britain's MI5 intelligence service have discovered that extremist doctors trained at some of Britain's leading teaching hospitals have returned to their own countries to fit surgical implants filled with explosives, according to a report from Joseph Farah's G2 Bulletin," WND reported on February 1st. "Women suicide bombers recruited by al-Qaida are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery. The lethal explosives - usually PETN (pentaerythritol Tetrabitrate) - are inserted during the operation inside the plastic shapes. The breast is then sewn up."

They can then use these to bypass the new full naked body cancer giving x-ray scanners that are being installed in airports around the world, thanks to another fear mongering ad campaign. All the women then need to do is fondle their nipples a little bit and exactly five minutes later their breasts will explode, taking with it burka, extremist woman 'infidels' and aircraft alike.

Obama and Al Gore are now looking at this new 'threat' to see if they can use it to limit air travel to only them and their select few cronies, leaving the rest of us to live in a world before aeroplanes existed.

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