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Topics: James Bond, gold

Friday, 5 February 2010

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Every day there are more and more advertisements on television for companies wanting to buy your gold at the same time the price of gold is increasing at an alarming rate.

It is believed that most gold purchased through these companies goes back to the one and only Mr Goldfinger who is reported to have more gold than there is in Fort Knox.

Fort Knox is said to be the most impregnable vault on earth built out of granite with a 22 ton door located in an American military base heavily guarded by the military.

Mr Goldfinger claims he is happy to give you paper promissory notes we call cash in exchange for gold as eventually the paper will become worthless. Mr Goldfinger loves only gold.

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