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Topics: Jordan, Katie Price

Friday, 5 February 2010

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I represent Jordan will you sell us an orphan

King Abdullah the nasty Dictator and oppressor of the people in Jordan has launched an astonishing attack on Katie Price aka Jordan.

Abdullah has warned Price to stop using the name Jordan as that is the name of his country and she has no right to use it and if she continues to use the name Jordan she will pay a heavy price.

Meanwhile Katie Price and husband Alex Reid reportedly want to adopt a baby orphaned by the devastating Haiti earthquake.

Price has dismissed Abdullahs rantings and says she will continue to call herself Jordan as for adopting a baby from Haiti she just wants to know the price.

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