Written by Hydrogen Balloon

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Topics: UFO, Storm

Friday, 5 February 2010

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Stormy Weather On The Way

Grim faced NASA scientists called President Obama early this morning with the worst possible news imaginable. The gigantic UFO's circling the sun since January have apparently succeeded in turning the sun into a weapon of mass destruction. The first target of their evil plan will be the Eastern Seaboard of the United States.

NASA scientists informed the president that the aliens have turned our own sun against us. The evil aliens have focused powerful neutrino rays from the sun to create a massive snowstorm on Earth, far beyond anything ever recorded. The monstrous frozen hurricane stretches from the Pacific Ocean through Mexico and into the very heart of the Homeland. Over four-hundred feet of snow is expected to snuff out all life on the East Coast tomorrow.

Government scientists believe that once the East Coast in obliterated, the aliens will descend to the Earth. Once they have landed, the aliens will cook and eat every single human on Earth.

There are no plans to fight the aliens. The president did go on TV to explain the situation and to try to calm the country.

"We're all f*cked and it's all George Bush's fault. Have a nice day." said the great leader.

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