PM Silvio Berlusconi, with more seductions than Tiger Woods and John Terry to his credit, attempted to lure the Israelis into joining the EU during a meeting with PM Benjamin Netanyahu, who couldn't help laughing!
Accompanied by eight (8) Nubile 'Cabinet Ministers', Silver Tongued Silvio, taking a break from pending divorce litigation in Italy, decided to try and seduce wily Benjamin with promises of untold riches, cheap olive oil, and a couple of kosher shikses in a effort to lower his border restrictions and take a bunch of militant religious fanatics off the hands and dole of Italy, France and the UK, which are currently over run with the little buggers.
Israel, long noted for it's tight borders and security on their airlines, indicated to the Italian P.M. , while secretly laughing their ass off in closed chambers, that while they appreciated the Italian's Offer, they were quite satisfied to remain on their own since 98% of the GNP of the country arrives as foreign aid from the US. Ben also didn't think Silvio's buddies in Iran would be too happy since Israel was planning to bomb them within the next 3 weeks anyway to reduce threats to the region.
Italy and France, already in bed with the Iranians, are not adverse to indulging in more than a little adultery when it comes to screwing around on their
'allies', and Israel aides close to the PM said candidly "he must think we're as blind as Gordon Brown! Not only is he Nutz...he's a Putz!"
The three day conference is expected to conclude tomorrow unless Silvio leaves early due to a slight diplomatic furor raised today when 6 of his ministers, aged 22-25, sought asylum from "continual inappropriate sexual actions and advances in the government swimming pool."