Written by Richard DagNabbit
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Topics: Barack Obama

Saturday, 30 January 2010

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O'bomba's New Trainer - Straight from Master Palin's Barackyard

Barracks "Can't Please Everyone then Please Yourself" O'Bomba finally said "Enough is Enough" and presented his resignation to a Self Congratulatory New Queen, Hillary Clinton today.

O'Bomba, seriously injured in a headbutting contest with Jr. GOP Representative Tom "The Price Ain't Right" Price and still wearing a barack eye from the Massachusetts TKO, finally fell and was ruled "out" by GOP leadership as anything other than a naive dupe.

After recovering, the besieged and battered O'Bomba announced that he actually had a contingency plan in his hip pocket for over a year now, and that he was going to pursue a new personal goal in a "team" atmosphere lacking in the current administration.

Specifically the former President said "I will be training to be Lead Running Dog for Sarah Palin's 2012 run at the Alaskan IQuitaRod event. She may have quit as Governor, but she drives a winning team of dogs; and being at the front of the pack I won't have to eat any shit from the other dogs. They are all loyal, unlike these guys who just want to jump any President they can for the fun of it. It's absolutely no fair and I've had enough."

A shocked and saddened Michele O'Bomba was last seen carting White House china, special event crystal, two crates of cabbage and a frozen chicken out to the O'Bomba Family Wagon.

Reporting from Camp Running Dog,

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