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Friday, 29 January 2010

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Tony slightly greyer in his "civvies" evenings he dresses up like Lawrence of Arabia, it makes him feel HARD!

Tony Blair currently giving evidence in the Iraq inquiry has sworn to the committee, "he would do it again," which just goes to prove once a moron, always a moron.

Blair also said that the world and Baghdad are a safer place now that Saddam had joined "The Great One" apart from the daily suicide bombings.

What Tony actually meant was his "little world" is much safer because a "Pea Brain" can only take so much pressure before it implodes.

Asked about the WOMD thing he answered, "they were certainly there, somewhere, a camel told us?"

Asked why he went to war against Iraq he answered, "well I don't actually know, all I know is that over a luxury, candle light dinner with George and a couple of bottles of best Bordeaux later we decided to play 'Topple a Dictator' and Saddam was the chosen one!"

Tony also divulged that his wife "Bonking Cherie" had a dream about being swept away by a dashing, horny, Arabian Prince on a white stallion looking like Omar Sharif.

Tony really then knew it was a sign from above telling him to wipe out all Arabs on white horses, thank you Cheryl.

Ever since the Iraqi war ended Tony dresses like Lawrence of Arabia before going to bed and Cherie dresses up like 2 dry Nymphs in a Baghdadi harem, peace and shalom to both of them!

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