Written by SPECTRUM
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Topics: Terrorism, Taliban

Thursday, 28 January 2010

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Weekly amount to be paid to each terrorist and corrupt MP

War Mongering politicians of the world got together today with the latest plan for Afghanistan give the people they have been calling insurgents and terrorists namely the Taliban millions and millions of pounds.

This must be one of the craziest plans ever as the Taliban will take the money pretend to agree to foreign rule of their country then use the millions they have been given for terrorist attacks.

Politicians are sure to get a share of the millions given to the terrorists this will be paid to them as expenses as nobody can stop politicians taking as much as they like in expenses anyway.

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