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Wednesday, 27 January 2010

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"lets have turkey for Christmas"

While the world is preoccupied with the talk of the illegal war in Iraq news has reached us that there was nearly another illegal war caused by a misunderstanding between former President George Bush and Condoleezza Rice the former American Secretary of State.

A Whistleblower has told us that in December 2003 Bush apparently said to Rice "lets have Turkey for Christmas" and rice went ahead with and organised the army and the air force to go ahead and invade Turkey on Christmas Day 2003.

Just by chance the mistake was realised on time or we would be talking about another illegal war.

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