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Topics: Canada, Mickey mouse

Wednesday, 27 January 2010

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Mickey might depose Queen as Canadian Head of State.

After four years of lying to the Canadian Parliament, Prime Minister Stevie Harper's nose had grown to Pinocchio like proportions. Sued by Mickey's Disney Corporation for copyright infringement, Stevie Harper agreed to an out of court settlement. In order to stop fibbing and avoid future nose growth he prorogued the Canadian Parliament for the second time in a year.

However, unable to stop himself from lying, Stevie told the Canadian people one more whopper. "I shut down Parliament so Canadian MPs could watch the Winter Olympics in Vancouver."

Mickey's lawyers are reviewing their options and may annex Canada to Disney World.

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