Chemical Ali has been put to sleep swinging and has joined his infamous cousin Saddam at the side of "The Great One".
He was actually welcomed into heaven by "The Great One" personally and other Martyr's of the Islamic faith including Khomeni.
When "The Great One" asked if he enjoyed his journey Chemical Ali answered:
"Well Oh Great One It was a bit tight around the neck, I would have preferred 'THE FAST TRACK' and taken a few infidels with me, but getting caught meant I had to 'swing' it just like Saddam did."
"It wasn't such a GAS but I knew you'd be here to welcome me!"
Chemical Ali renowned for his "GASSY" parties was sentenced to death 4 times but unfortunately the Iraqi judicials could only hang him once.
"The Great One" has offered Chemical Ali a position in heaven as "Weapons of Mass Destruction Minister" to fool dead Americans who are residing in that other heaven once more.
Saddam and Khomeni are high ranking heavenly government ministers, their jobs are making sure sucide bombers who have sacrificed their lives for "The Great One" get a decent pension, Mercedes Benz, 72 Virgins and 3 goats each!