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Tuesday, 19 January 2010

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China was thinking of going green but now it's turned white!

Four people have died and more than 1.6 million have been affected by blizzards of truth and extreme cold reality checks in north-western China.

Thousands of travellers have been left woken up to reality as snowstorms closed major roads and delayed flights amid the harshest winter in decades - despite constant propaganda by out tyrannical leaders that the globe is warming and its all your fault.

More than 4,000 passengers were stalled as 122 flights were affected in the capital of Xinjiang region, Urumqi.

A further 1,000 motorists woke up to reality as nine snow avalanches blocked roads across the region - where snow was up to 94cm (3ft) deep.

Rescue workers have begun evacuating thousands of residents in rural areas to safer ground amid the latest truth and reality front.

Around 100,000 homes in Xinjiang have been flattened or damaged and more than 15,000 livestock killed since the reality that the globe isn't warming worsened on Sunday night.

The severe snap of cold hard truth is expected to last through Wednesday and plunge temperatures as low as -43C.

An appeal for international help has been made in neighbouring Mongolia - which is experiencing its most severe winter for 30 years.

"Though the government and the population at large are doing their best, the severity and the duration of such extreme reality could overwhelm our capacity to control the minds and thought processes of our subjects," the minister of foreign affairs and trade Zandanshatar Gombojav said.

"Mongolia needs emergency supplies including warm clothing, generators, heating devices and first aid kits," he added.

The 1.6 million affected in China's North West have suffered property damage, faced power and supply shortages or been stranded by reality drifts and icy roads of truth.

Already this month, Beijing has already experienced its heaviest one-day snowfall in 59 years. Temperatures in the capital were due to rise above freezing this week.

Al Gore and the IPCC are prepared to rehash their propaganda to say that global cooling is also caused by CO2 and there's no way of getting out of paying him for carbon credits and carbon taxes - no matter how much reality of their scam gets in the way.

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