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Tuesday, 19 January 2010

image for Prince William represents Queen on tour
Australia, earlier today

Forces sweetheart Prince William has arrived in Sydney on his first royal visit representing the Queen. However he has caused some raised eyebrows amongst his subjects 'down under' by carrying out his duties whilst putting on a Queens voice and acting like his gran.

He has also been doing impressions of his Grandad which is more concerning after the Duke's well publicised gaffs.

A royal insider said, "We were well excited about Prince Bill doing the trip as the Queen can be hard work and the Duke offends everyone, but now Bill has started doing these impressions it's worse than ever, its like having 3 royals on the trip instead of one".

William has even taken to going for a number 1 sitting down to ensure he stays in character and has so far offended 12 Aborigines in the style of the Duke of Edinburgh.

When interviewed on Aussie telly, Prince Bill said "My husband and I have enjoyed ourself immensely, as has my grandson", seemingly referring to himself in the fourth person.

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