The award winning Alfred Hitchcock movie Psycho is to be remade with a few surprise changes.
The Bates Motel is to be called Browns Motel run by a character called Gordon Brown. The female thief in the shower scene is to be a character called Susan Boyle who will be singing in the shower "I Dreamed A Dream" when Norman I mean Gordon turns up with the knife.
The producers of the film Doppelganger Productions Ltd say that any similarity of the characters to any living person is purely coincidental.
The new movie is to be directed by Oliver Stoned.