Written by OhWhatsHisName

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Topics: God, Haiti, Aid

Saturday, 16 January 2010

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As the aid for the injured, homeless and starving people floods into the airport at Haiti's capital, there have been wide reports of grid lock for the aid getting out to the people of Haiti.

Some of the supplies have even been sent back as part of a mass confusion happening at the airport. More worrying is the supplies sent by God Almighty himself. It appears as though the 4 large beaming white containers said to have 'miraculous healing band aids' along with other supplies from Gods first aid cupboard above the fridge, where sent back among the confusion.

As the food and aid in Haiti is in a shortage U.S officials are said to be bringing temporary communication tents to ease the grid lock. There is still no word on Gods 4 containers.

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