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Friday, 15 January 2010

image for God curses American evil evangelist for distorting His name by preying on the unfortunate. Pat Robertson clarifies his damning statement - says he meant to say Hawaii had sold its soul to the devil - not Haiti

WASHINGTON: Something has happened in the 'name of Christianity' in America. It has brought the mentally ill and psychologically disturbed demons to the limelight.

In fact, American atheists are saying - IF - one truly believed in the existence of "God" - that benevolent, omnipotent, all-loving divinity created out of the imagination of early men - then for sure - the Devil himself has been re-incarnated as the evil, inhumane, cruel, insidious duo known as Pat Robertson and Rush Limbaugh with their Dumb and Dumber foot-soldiers Bill O'Reilly (Mr. Falafel) and the crocodile-teary, self-redeemed loser Glen Beck spreading "God's Word to the GULLIBLE.

Beck - now here's a simpering sycophant who believes it is in his destiny to become Scarah Palin's running mate. LOL!!!!

Rob-and-Rush think they are the chosen ones, the closet racists who are Going to Take America Back. Trouble is none of their lemming followers has asked "Jes wher we at an' wher ya'll gonna take us back to?"

With the corpulent, evil Jerry Falwell long turned to dust, the mentally vacant, reject of a human being Pat Robertson has now set himself up as the Savior of Mankind abusing the very Freedom of Speech guaranteed by his Constitution. Having been taken to task for his sulfurous-ly abominable, Linda Blair-exorcist Haiti rant, Robertson's media machine backtracked (guess ole Rob must have gone back on his medication) and told reporters:

"Mr. Robertson was not damning the people of Haiti - no sir. It's just that as Americans we don't know geography; nor can we read or spell beyond a Grade 2 level. He really meant to say that Hawaii had sold its soul to the devil when it embraced light-skinned Negros - and we are not saying who here."

For his part the big blob of ectoplasm - Rush Limbaugh - who a month ago actually had the temerity to suggest he had a heart - also opened his hippo-wide jaws to enunciate:

"God has chosen us to lead this land out of the wilderness".

To which the head of the Unbeliever's Society of America (USA) suggested that both Messrs Robertson and Limbaugh

    a) start taking some anti-psychotic drugs
    b) go back to reading the actual sermons and teachings of their Jewish Son of God who preached neighborly love and kindness
    c) clarify once and for all to their mindless followers just which angry, demonic "God" they were "really" representing: Baal; Beelzebub????

The USA society head said: All true Christians in America - who claim to be Jesus followers - must demand this of Ron and Rush because they are being led down the path of perdition by these 2 devils in disguise.

A well-known rapper known for his irreverent lyrics commented: These white dudes they be jealous of us Neee-grows on account of they got real small willies - nomesane?

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