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Friday, 15 January 2010

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Life is like a box of chocolates

Forrest Grump has been called the worlds grumpiest person as he is more pissed off than anyone else on the planet about the state of the World.

He is fed up with reports of Wars, Imperialism, Monarchies, Race Hatred, Religious Indoctrination, Secret Societies, Freemasons, Orange Lodges, Klu Klux Klan, Poverty in the midst of plenty, Hunger, famine, corrupt politicians, New World Order, Illuminati and proposed microchipping of the population.

When we spoke to Forrest yesterday he said "My mamma always told me life is like a box of chocolates you never no what your going to get except perhaps Death and Taxes and most certain of all continual lies from corrupt politicians."

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