Two little bastards - who also happen to be Conjoined Twins - have been going around the place conning twins who are not conjoined into doing stupid limbo dances and then, when distracted, they steal their milk money.
Mary and Mary Jones - known locally as the Two Mary's - have been scamming other local twins for several years.
They approach any twins they see in local shopping centres and invite them to dance.
Everyone knows that twins cannot resist a good dance.
Once the challenge has been accepted the Two Mary's politely tell their competitors to 'get down and boogie'.
By the time the innocent victims realise that their money had been greedily snatched from the pink fleshy purses they hide in their knickers, the two thieving conjoined bastards have fled.
Mostly the Two Mary's spend their ill-gotten gains on sweets and occasionally a man whore.
But the scammers were caught in the act by two undercover twin detective's yesterday.
Attempts to interview each of them independently in separate rooms proved fruitless.
Both admitted denied they were the con-Conjoined Twins and blamed some other con-joined twins who live next door to them.
The case continues.