In a shock response to Chinese infiltration of activisits E-Mails, Google have put in an outrageous bid to buy China, lock, stock and barrel.
Google are in uproar because of the lack of privacy, infiltration, spying and bugging of Google clients in China.
Chief CEO's of Google, one of the richest companies on the planet alongside Microsoft, decided to put an audacious bid to buy 55% of all Chinese stocks, shares, factories, banks, businesses, etc.
This would have pushed China into bankruptcy and liquidation.
Google could then have taken charge, put their own jeans clad, hippy personnel into government, run the show and offer the Chinese "real freedom" at last.
Bill Gates was interested too, but withdrew due to personal reasons, he owns a Panda bear.
China reacted swiftly and promised Google never to interfere with their operations again, would stop spying on activists E Mails immediately, but didn't promise not to run activists down with their tanks, that's a different story, GOOGLE IT!
Google, as a grand gesture, promised all high ranking Chinese officials free access to every hardcore porno site on their books and "Boy were they CHING CHONGED about that"!
Such is the power of the Internet, ASK SOUTHPARK!!!!