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Friday, 22 January 2010

image for Jesus Christ Image Appears On Statue Of Jesus Christ
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Thousands of worshippers in Italy have gathered to see the latest astonishing image of Jesus which has appeared at a church in Rome.

The image is clearly that of the Son of God, and was found on Friday on a statue of Christ.

One man who witnessed the miracle first hand was the British tourist, John Godbotherer. He told us:

"It was a miracle! To see an image of Jesus - and on a statue of Christ as well - it's just unbelievable!"

Many 'Jesus images' have been reported recently, ranging from one seen on a man's jockstrap in Vermont, USA, to one on a Lemon and Raisin Waffle in Dudley, UK.

This latest sighting is being taken seriously, however, and the church in Rome is considering opening up the statue of Christ as a tourist attraction, and charging the earth for the opportunity to see it.

Church and money. Two inseparable words, no?

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