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Tuesday, 12 January 2010

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You have to look very closely - with a magnifying glass - to spot Little Maddie's face

Praia Da Iluzion - (Rotters): The 10-inch diameter flatbread has been presented in evidence complete with an image of what may or may not be little Maddie McCann.

Her face appeared on the tortilla after it was stuffed with a mixture of humbug and spice before being heated gently in a microwave oven.

A Portuguese libel court heard today how such compelling proof finally dispells fanciful claims in a book written by ex-Algarve detective Goncalo Amaral.

The former policeman was sacked from the Find Maddie investigation and left the force under a cloud.

Countless 'sightings' of the little girl have been reported in the press since her disappearance in May 2007.

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