During the talks that took place in Copenhagen recently, almost all of the nations taking place in the talks became disgruntled with Norway's stance on climate change and most of the participating nations agreed to declare World War Three.
The powerful nations of China, Australia, America, Germany and, quite surprisingly Tibet, all agreed to beat up on Norway. The Romanians however, agreed to disagree when it came to talks on war.
Talks on climate change were understandably cut short yet again when the Japanese decided to quit the talks and go whaling. It could have been a fatal diplomatic incident if they had not then offered all the diplomats some minke.
Whaling is now completely legal.