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Monday, 11 January 2010

The Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd is currently in hospital today after suffering an acute attack of being tongue twisted due to a speech he made recently.

The following is a snippet from the tricky speech:

"Part of the problem lies in where we've got to after two years, a document which having just read it carefully myself, is the current negotiating text, which has something like 91 square bracketed areas of disagreement.

"That actually represents something of a problem. Our task in the remaining two days is to get that down to a manageable list in the three to four critical areas of policy disagreement that I referred to before.

"That's the process that's underway. It's a difficult process but in order to focus the attention of leaders of government we're going to have to get this list down to core alternatives in critical areas of policy disagreement which can make or break the future of this potential Copenhagen accord.

Deputy prime minister Julia Gillard has released a statement saying that Mr Rudd will be better "In due Season."

Whatever that means!

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