A nasty effect of Global warming is the raising of sea levels in one place and the reduction of ice caps in another.
Land that has previously been held trapped for millennia under ice, is now exposed and some has even broken free.
Such a place is "Penis Island".
To make matters worse, Penis Island now has plans to attack the Virgin Islands; all it needs is to find a place to run aground, so it is looking for the perfect grounding spot (the "G" spot").
When the Virgin Islands were asked why they can't simply float away from the unwanted approach of Penis Island, they replied, "It's not that easy for us to move around, we are covered with bush!"
Concerned environmentalists have offered to place a protective ring in the channel surrounding the Virgin Islands, but it is not 100% certain it will work.
Says Dr. Icumucum of the Tierra Inflagrante Delito Society, "You have to put the ring in the right place to stop any unwanted island attacks as well as any seamen from gaining entry into the port."
2010 a Williman Original