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Saturday, 9 January 2010

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Pooperman

Superman is on the sick list and not able to perform any super hero tasks this week and will not return to his super hero duties until further notice.

Lex Laxative his arch enemy tricked him into drinking a cup of coffee with the very strong laxative Kraptallnight.

Superman made it back home but not without consequences people were covered in poop as he flew over Smelltropolis and many were heard to say is it a bird is it a plane no shit its Pooperman.

The first time Superman was caught out with Kraptallnight was when as a small boy he was living in Smellville and he has been on his guard ever since.

How bad is the smell well this is a super smell. The best way to describe it is to say that its worse than a herd of elephants that ate the entire supply of 5000 bars of laxative chocolate in the zoo. Thousands of People have been fleeing from Smelltropolis faster than a hundred thousand wildebeest on the run from a pride of attacking lions.

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