There is a telly ban on the Taliban who cannot get any reception in the mountains - not even with an aerial or a satellite dish.
Word has reached reporters that the Taliban are not happy that they cannot get television in hell man. Mind you there is no guarantee that you will get television in heaven either.
We met a member of the Taliban in secret who kept his face covered during the interview.
He said that the Taliban are missing television their favourite programme is Tellytubbies and every time they go back to the hills and mountains they say Over the hills and far away their names are playful and fun to say Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Lala, Po tellytubbies say hello.
Seconds later there was an explosion and the Taliban fled to the hills.