Upset over the untimely death of her 'wifey', and distraught over being pushed off the front pages of most global tabloids by a pair of conjoined twins, Teila Tequila made yet another bid for fame by Super Gluing her Ass to Lindsay Lohan in a bizarre love pact.
Recent notoriety given to Spoof Creations the McBriar conjoined twins, Terry & Mary, coupled with the Cojones Co-Joined male twins, the Pissgums, apparently drove the former Singapore & Pattaya Pedi Cab driver to an act of desperation.
Lohan, herself no stranger to bizarre behaviour and a dabbler in Lesbos Love, agreed to share in Tequila's fetish fantasy after a wild night of drinking, dancing, karoake, and cunning conversation at a local Follywood Swingers Club.
According to onlookers that included Warren Beatty, Charlie Sheen, and a Shadowy Tiger Woods, after a steamy hot tob cuddle, the pair towelled off, and then proclaiming they were destined to be together "forever" used up 4 tubes of Super Glue to cement their kinky relationship.
Trouble soon erupted however, when each decided they wanted to return to their own home to 'freshen' up before attending an 'after hours' party at the home of Ryan O'Neal who claimed he had a lot of 'left over' drugs lying around now that his son had been arrested again.
The mild disagreement soon erupted into an all out cat fight, with Tila, once again, trying to set her partner's hair on fire...and act quickly stifled when an alert Personal Trainer grabbed a kitchen fire extinguisher and put the fire out before too much damage was done to Lohan who was said to be 'burned up' over the incident.
Deciding that the "life long bond' was not sustainable, the pair was taken to Follywood General Hospital, where according to staff personnel, they were asked to wait until someone could retrieve their insurance cards, and the fact that there was a long queue of other artificially conjoined patients from local middle schools also waiting to be separated. The pair remained NAKED, refusing to don a set of hastily cobbled together hospital scrubs, and even posed for pictures for bystanders, and Spoof Photog Frankie J.
California Govenator, Arnold Swartzenegger, made a public appeal on TV begging all parents and school officals to make their childeren aware of the dangers of conjoining experiments, and vowed to put the McNairs and the Pissgums on a 'No Fly" list into California.
Police officials were again called to the hospital when the altercation between Lohan and Tequila flared up, and they were forced to put the pair in restraints until such time as medical procedures could free them from their vows.
Jay Leno described the incident as another "Painful Follywood Separation."