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Friday, 8 January 2010

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Snow six feet high and rising

After several weeks of Global Freezing has anybody noticed that mainstream media have stopped giving us our daily brainwashing dose on Global Warming its the silence of the shams.

Every day month after month we have been subjected to this theory being pushed on all mainstream television and newspapers worldwide.

People you meet in the street start repeating the crap they hear on the television or mainstream media even while they have six feet of snow in front of them they say the polar ice caps are melting because they told me on the news. Research shows the polar ice caps are as frozen as they have ever been during this period of global freezing anybody can film during the summer when there is a little melting going on.

Scientists who do not believe in global warming have been told to shut up and are not allowed on any mainstream media this is what they call democracy.

The silence of the shams will last only until the current freezing period ends then it will start again.

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