What seemed to be a hoax turned out to be a reality it seems.
A small vegetable canning plant in South Carolina recently discovered that by packing pickles one to a jar the pickles expanded and grew even after the processing procedure.
They immediately put their head technician to work examining in great detail exactly what went into the jar in the way of preservation that made the pickles "grow" after being processed.
"The main problem facing us now" said Edward Lastiter, head of the pickle processing procedures, "is that we have to figure out how to invent an expanding jar".
Meanwhile Mr. Lastiter is flooded with calls from interested investors who are wondering if the liquid within the jar could be processed and sold to consumers who want their own "pickles" to grow.
Until the FDA has had a chance to fully test this product, it will not be available to the public for the purpose of making the penis "grow".