Written by Monkey Woods
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Thursday, 7 January 2010

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Woods worked all through his lunchtime to crack the code

There was panic in the newsroom at TheSpoof.com office today when one of its writers, known as Monkey Woods, announced that he had at last cracked leading writer Bureau's login-in details, and had written a story in his name!

Woods, a complete and utter waster, had been trying to crack Bureau's log-in password details for more than 40 minutes, and when he eventually got into the no. 1 writer's account, he quickly penned a story which will inevitably earn Bureau a mountain of points.

The piece, Naked Blond Woman Seen Fleeing Tiger Wood's Estate even had Bureau's trademark misplaced apostrophe in order to disguise it.

Woods told us:

"Over the next few days, I plan to write several completely shite stories in Bureau's name, and a few that will get him banned from the site forever! Then I'll start on that Rodriguez bloke."

Site owner Mal Krowton said:

"There has been a security breach, but things will be back to normal in less than three weeks."

Make Monkey Woods's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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