There was panic in the newsroom at TheSpoof.com office today when one of its writers, known as Monkey Woods, announced that he had at last cracked leading writer Bureau's login-in details, and had written a story in his name!
Woods, a complete and utter waster, had been trying to crack Bureau's log-in password details for more than 40 minutes, and when he eventually got into the no. 1 writer's account, he quickly penned a story which will inevitably earn Bureau a mountain of points.
The piece, Naked Blond Woman Seen Fleeing Tiger Wood's Estate even had Bureau's trademark misplaced apostrophe in order to disguise it.
Woods told us:
"Over the next few days, I plan to write several completely shite stories in Bureau's name, and a few that will get him banned from the site forever! Then I'll start on that Rodriguez bloke."
Site owner Mal Krowton said:
"There has been a security breach, but things will be back to normal in less than three weeks."