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Topics: Murder, Miracle, hands

Monday, 25 January 2010

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Bang Bang Whoopsie - I shot you in the face three times!

A Spanish woman has been acquitted by a Spanish court of murdering her husband on the grounds of recently discovering that she has hands.

Carla Santiago (32, Spanish, has hands) had described Dr Sanchez Moldova as her guardian angel for identifying that she had hands whilst on a bus in 2009.

"I had lived for 30 years without knowing what hands were", she said, "I'd been using them to type, wash up dishes and light cigars for my husband but I never realised they were hands."

The revelation has had mixed blessings however, since the shooting of her husband later that day.

Clinical Psychologist Miguel Rodriguez explains, "The revelation that she had hands was too much for her, and she accidentally shot her husband whilst lighting his cigar. Her newly discovered hands picked up, loaded and fired a gun three times directly into his face. Very sad."

Dr Moldova has since admitted causing the accident due to negligence; he didn't reveal to Mrs Santiago that she had hands in a controlled environment.

"I over stepped my authority" he said.

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