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Tuesday, 5 January 2010

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Billie Dee Prior to Being Demobbed and Enhanced!

In an effort to dispel claims by the 'Fair & Balanced' Press that he has been employing 'Chicago' politics, and not fulfilling his promise of ' bi partisan cooperation,' President Obama has thrown them 'some meat with no bone', introducing a Transgender Democratic Supporter as a new member of his "Pants Suit Posse."

The "Posse" includes Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor, Home Land Security Chief Janet Napolatano and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.

The new member was a former Texas Bull rider, stock car racer, and snow boarding champion previously known as Billy Bob Huckleberry, from somewhere on the outskirts of Dallas.

Now known as Billie Dee Waxman after thousands of dollars in medicare reimbursed operations that included removing 'his' adams apple, plumping out his buttocks, adding some award winning boobs, (See Page 3 of The Sun) and removing his hanging chads, Billie Dee is poised to take her position as
Bi-Polar Disorder Czar.

She will be serving under the Secretary of Health, Education and Welfare and charged with politically encouraging Congressional Leaders to cross party and Morality lines and be truly 'bi sexual' in their legislative approach.

Billie Dee, who favours pants suits in shocking pink, plum, and lime green, expects to have a big impact on the House & Senate Floor, as well as in the Congressional restrooms where a lot of big deals are cut...the fact that she is able to enter either testifies to her ambivalent sexuality as she says she can piss either standing up, or sitting down, which covers all bases except Harry Reid who claims he is asexual and can prove it!

Under the non discrimination act of 2009, this 'total access' should be a big plus for the 5.7" 225 lb. former rodeo star who will now be able to compete with the likes of 'Let's Make a Deal' John Murtha, and "Bend Over , I think I Love Ya' " Fannie Mae Fan, Barney Frank.

"She" will also be able to 'powder her cheeks' with the likes of Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, and Maxine Waters, not to mention 'shooting the shit' with Dianne Feinstein...movers and shakers all in the Obama Cabal.

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