Barack Obama was found hanging in Plains, Georgia, well an effigy of him was found hanging.
This mysterious act took place in ex-President, Jimmy Carter's back garden!
The Feds are worried that the ancient ex-Pres and well known Peanut farmer is turning into an Aryan Brother!
The world knows Jimmy as a peaceful person but lately there have been several signs of KU KLUX KLAN activity in Plains.
A recent "White Only Peanut" fete with people dressed as KKK look-alike non-roasted peanuts marching through the town and not a dark roasted peanut was in sight!!!!!
Then during a recent peanut butter festival, Jimmy ordered the burning of several crosses to depict a successful harvest and the return to slave peanut pickers during the recession, YOU CAN'T BEAT CHEAP LABOUR!
Now this hanging effigy of President Obama in his garden?
Obama has spoken with Jimmy and Jimmy assured Barack he's not a white racist, but he would feel more comfortable if Obama would allow the REDNECK South to become an autonomous state once again!
Obama actually agreed to Jimmy's recommendations because peanuts are a part of Obama's staple diet and since the abolishment of slavery, "man have they become f*****g expensive!!"