Written by Don Fulsom
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Topics: Terrorism, Underwear

Saturday, 2 January 2010

The al-Qeada operative who tried to blow up an airliner over Detroit "may lose his sexual appendage," according to a reliable medical source treating Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab.

The source says what is left of the 23-year-old Nigerian's penis will be surgically removed "because it was burned down to a tiny unrecognizable stump" when the alleged terrorist set his underpants on fire.

"Here's one terrorist who is not going to be porking scores of heavenly virgins whenever he dies," said the source.

"He is in constant pain and can't sleep-despite generous donations of Vicodin and Ambien from the Tiger Woods Foundation," the source explained.

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