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Saturday, 2 January 2010

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A survey of intergalactic planetary explorers of the cosmos has revealed that girls from the planet Earth (known colloquially as 'The World') are the easiest in terms of 'getting in the sack'.

Mr. Spock, Ming the Merciless and Alf were just some of the popular figures questioned who bothered responding to the questioner's cold-call technique.

Blackpool contained the highest majority of 'easy girls', with 125% success rate amongst visiting creatures.

"All I needed to do was offer an ice-cream cone to them and a walk along the pier and I was in", said hunky Alf.

The Predator (Predator, Predator 2, Aliens Vs Predator, Shite)said that it was the main reason - apart from a nice place to hunt and kill human beings - that he visited Blackpool every summer season when on his holidays.

"They really dig my exotic bellowing roars and kinky fishnet costume", he said, "Blackpool girls always want to touch my hair"

"I like their human tits the best", said ET.

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