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Friday, 1 January 2010

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Sexcerise, the latest fitness rage for 2010, bonk yourself thin, Scientifically proven!

Scientists, at long last have proven what every (hetro) man and women wants to hear: SEX, SEX, AND EVEN MORE SEX keeps you fitter than all of the torturous exercising and plastic surgery.

SEXCERCISE, is the latest rave to be medically proven as the "secret for longevity and immortality," healthy bones, shiny hair (woof, woof) and soft skin can all be achieved by romping under (or over) the bed covers.

Releases of oestrogen, testostorone and endorphins during raunchy, hot sex, is a guarantee for a HEALTHY LIFE STYLE and sod the BABY BOOM!

Boots the Chemist and others are all just about to go "skint" because in 2010 all people want is good old fashion SEX and none of these placibo health products which, cost a fortune!

PS: All those men and women who don't like interactive SEX and are single, HANDS OFF:

It doesn't work!!!

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