It is now official, Indian men are SMALL, and their penises too.
A survey taken by the world's Nr 1 condom producer, Durex, has confirmed this fact.
Also revealed were the following facts about sizes of global penis's:
1) The fallacy that black, Negro men have Dicks down to their knees is what it is, a fallacy. Although Durex did confirm the fact that black, negro men wishing to uphold this fallacy always ordered oversize condoms and filled the tips with foam rubber. Eddie Murphy just committed suicide!
2) White caucasian, southern European, Scandinavian, eastern European are pretty normal. Their dicks vary from "muy pequeno" till over sized. Most oversized men have long-noses and women love their long-nostriled counterparts especially when they have a runny, wet nose, it tickles!
Exceptions to this rule are obese men who haven't seen their dicks in ages and have shrunk under the weight of their Michelin Tyre's!
3) Asian, Arabian men have ultra-small Dicks and cannot compete with their, white/black bretheren.
Therefore they utilise the Kama Sutra, entering from all angles and in all orifice's giving their females much pleasure.
Whilst working in foreign countries Asian men give their female partners massive black Dildos for a bit of comfort in-between, hence the gigantic divorce rate in Asia. (they're never satisfied, Bitches!)